Song: The Post

A fun song about the debauchery of a night out at a bar on the other side of the railroad tracks. My uncle Bruce wrote this song several decades ago, and I updated it with contemporary instrumentation and lyrics to enter it into an Indaba Music contest. It ended up getting selected for placement in their music catalog, and it seemed like a good fit for Consternational Anthems.

Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for free download for a limited time. DM @rodzroom on Twitter if you’d like a thumb drive of stems for these 10 tracks.

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Song: Hollywood Halfwit

I was never particularly curious what the beautiful people of Hollywood thought about politics. Nevertheless, they told me. It turns out that they are woefully stupid and uninformed! But, why would that stop me from wanting to be one of them?

Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for download for a limited time. DM @rodzroom on Twitter if you’d like a thumb drive of stems for these 10 tracks.

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Song: Bionic Punims

We’re entering a golden age of New Media (a term that has been around, as far as I can remember, for 20 years). The US presidential election in 2016 was a litmus test for the maturity of New Media (i.e. the Internet); the Internet delivered.

It was obvious to free thinkers that there was officially nowhere for our would-be oligarchical overlords to hide their misdeeds from The People. And so, this song represents a swatch of time when information from both Mainstream Media (or, Legacy Media if you prefer) and New Media crossed streams. The old-school bionic punims continue to push a compromised, propagandistic view of the world; the new-school bionic punims, resourcefully leveraging the new low-cost bar of entry into citizen journalism and punditry, have broken through with their own respective messages that are weapons-grade red-pilling content from the trenches of humanity.

Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for free download for a limited time. DM @rodzroom on Twitter if you’d like a thumb drive of stems for these 10 tracks.

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Song: EU Appropriation Song

This is my interpretation of how folks in the EU and, in particular, the UK, are suffering due to mass migration. It is punkish folk bluegrass with a twist of Pink Floyd synth goodness. And, it is arguably (albeit trollishly) “cultural appropriation.”

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Song: War Drumz

This is an instrumental electronic loopy glitch job. It is my impression of the political hysteria here in the US. There are a couple of samples ripped from videos of two interesting events: “Screaming helplessly at the sky in New York,” and a crowd outside of a Maxine Waters town hall meeting.

Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for download for a limited time. DM @rodzroom on Twitter if you’d like a thumb drive of stems for these 10 tracks.

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Song: Professor Blue

Happy New Year! This is my interpretation of generic leftist university professor types. It was originally an extremely off-color comedic song called “New Molester.” (I was able to keep most of those lyrics.)

Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for download for a limited time. DM @rodzroom on Twitter if you’d like a thumb drive of stems for these 10 tracks.

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