(Track 11/11 Gullet Stories) Started out as a songwriting challenge among friends, to write songs about each other. This song is a true story of how I made a lifelong friend.
Lyrics:
on a bright september morning
before the school bell rang
i got up the courage
to talk to a pretty little thang
we got to a-flirtin’ there was sunshine in our eyes
all my tummy noises had managed to subside
then suddenly it stopped
our moment had been robbed
some flatch was in the air
from a fat kid with long hair
he blamed me, she ran away
i laughed to hard
and to this very day
because of a fart we are friends
because of that stinking twitter
from your big rearend
when Yahweh made you He must have flushed the mold
webber, you’re the stink inside my soul
Rodzroom 
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