Song: The World’s Most Tolerant Man

Consternational Anthems

My buddy Mike and I wrote this a long time ago (20 years?), and it seems even funnier today. Bill Clinton was our President, and it was during the push for “tolerance” by the Left. So what would the theme song be for a guy who is the *most tolerant*? Enjoy this goofy, show-tuney creation.

Lyrics:
spineless and dickless
he’s the neither of the two
that’s what he chose in life
he’s the world’s most tolerant man

eager to help you out
when you’re in the time of need
but you shit on him
he’s the world’s most tolerant man

i’ll pull a bitch’s beard when the time is right
i’ll spank an ass or two if that shit is tight
i like mustachios any time of day
sometimes i get it free, most times i pay

always yields on yellow
always has the time
then he’ll bend over and take it hard
he’s the world’s most tolerant man

but he’ll have vengeance
even from the great beyond
laughing with god as you burn in hell
he’s the world’s most tolerant man

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