Rodzroom

Happy New Year! This is my interpretation of generic leftist university professor types. It was originally an extremely off-color comedic song called “New Molester.” (I was able to keep most of those lyrics.)

Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for download for a limited time. DM @rodzroom on Twitter if you’d like a thumb drive of stems for these 10 tracks.

Lyrics:

i’m a new court jester
i’m a superstar
i’m a credit limit baby
i’m a new sports car

i’m a sweaty preacher
legendary coach
i’m a love recruiter, mama
youth is what i poach

i’m the blue professor
i’m the blue professor
i’m the blue professor
i’m the blue professor

trigger me with humour,
trigger me with guile
trigger me with free speech baby,
I will make you die

everyone’s a victim,
that you can’t deny,
if you dare to disagree,
i will stab your eye

i’m the blue professor
i’m the blue professor
i’m the blue professor
i’m the blue professor

i’m a guilty auteur
care to buy the rights?
i’m a dimestore sailor
in a sea of lights

i’m the blue professor