Rodzroom

A sexy song about a biology teacher; just in time for Valentine’s Day.

Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for download for a limited time. DM @rodzroom on Twitter if you’d like a thumb drive of stems for these 10 tracks.

Lyrics:

brown scrotum on her arm 

so it seemed to me

hairy limbs by my side

teaching biology

scalpel in my hand

and her hand on mine

could be a dissection 

where the sun don’t shine 

i never meant no harm to that fetal pig

can’t find the pancreas
no matter how hard i dig

S.T.E.M. lady 

i wanna make the grade

S.T.E.M. lady

i love your dna

i never knew a woman
so much smarter than me
with one or two slices
she removed a kidney

her soul is so pretty
and she’s so good at her work
i’ll probably think about her
the next time i jerk

i never meant no harm to those underpants
now i gotta dig through my gym locker
just like i did at the dance