Song: STEM Lady

Consternational Anthems

A sexy song about a biology teacher; just in time for Valentine’s Day.

Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for download for a limited time. DM @rodzroom on Twitter if you’d like a thumb drive of stems for these 10 tracks.


brown scrotum on her arm 

so it seemed to me

hairy limbs by my side

teaching biology

scalpel in my hand

and her hand on mine

could be a dissection 

where the sun don’t shine 

i never meant no harm to that fetal pig

can’t find the pancreas
no matter how hard i dig

S.T.E.M. lady 

i wanna make the grade

S.T.E.M. lady

i love your dna

i never knew a woman
so much smarter than me
with one or two slices
she removed a kidney

her soul is so pretty
and she’s so good at her work
i’ll probably think about her
the next time i jerk

i never meant no harm to those underpants
now i gotta dig through my gym locker
just like i did at the dance

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