Category: consternational anthem 2017
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Song: STEM Lady

A sexy song about a biology teacher; just in time for Valentine’s Day. Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for download for a limited time. DM @rodzroom on Twitter if you’d like a thumb drive of stems for these 10 tracks. Lyrics:
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Song: The World’s Most Tolerant Man

My buddy Mike and I wrote this a long time ago (20 years?), and it seems even funnier today. Bill Clinton was our President, and it was during the push for “tolerance” by the Left. So what would the theme song be for a guy who is the *most tolerant*? Enjoy this goofy, show-tuney creation.…
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Song: Spam
Good old junk email… What better way to celebrate the bane of modernity than with the blues? Lyrics:
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Song: The Post

A fun song about the debauchery of a night out at a bar on the other side of the railroad tracks. My uncle Bruce wrote this song several decades ago, and I updated it with contemporary instrumentation and lyrics to enter it into an Indaba Music contest. It ended up getting selected for placement in…
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Song: Hollywood Halfwit

I was never particularly curious what the beautiful people of Hollywood thought about politics. Nevertheless, they told me. It turns out that they are woefully stupid and uninformed! But, why would that stop me from wanting to be one of them? Check out Consternational Anthems, my 2017 album. All songs will be available for download…
