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2017 Album Name: Consternational Anthems
It turns out that I have written songs about America. And I also have several recently inspired song titles ready for lyrics. I was a twit when I wrote some of these songs, but all are certain to feature a twist of Bastardry and nonsensical devilry. Help Wanted: Real Lead Guitar Player
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Drinking Song: Who Drank My Beer (2 versions)
When you’re drinking beer at a party, you leave your beer somewhere and then can’t find it. But sometimes, you actually drank it all.
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Kitten Withdrawal 😳

The last iteration of this strange behavior pattern left a few dark red spots of liquid on the couch, and a little nugget of something resembling a bloody booger. The cat was in labor.
