Bed Bugs and the Making of a Feline Hero (The Old Draft I Now Have an Ending For)
A few days ago, my wife found a bed bug. This threw her into a panic. Me too. The only bed bug stories are horror stories. We made an appointment with a bed bug specialist for the next day. We had to bag all of our clothing and linens to throw them in high heat…
The Drone Bird Fetus Picture
This little skeleton was on the stoop at the end of my block. I thought it would be a beautiful painting. I ordered my own Father’s Day gift: The Paint Your Life thing. Only, apparently not *my* life. They rejected it. Would not take my money. Thought it violated the “dead pets” clause. Let’s just…
Watch: Final Open Mic at The Thirsty Soul
With Pete’s Taylor in arms, I eeked out Redneck Vacation and finished up with my final performance of Chinese Buffet in the lush, comfy, New Orleans-styled parlor to the applause of a small circle of friends.