A few days ago, my wife found a bed bug. This threw her into a panic. Me too. The only bed bug stories are horror stories. We made an appointment with a bed bug specialist for the next day. We had to bag all of our clothing and linens to throw them in high heat […]
This little skeleton was on the stoop at the end of my block. I thought it would be a beautiful painting. I ordered my own Father’s Day gift: The Paint Your Life thing. Only, apparently not *my* life. They rejected it. Would not take my money. Thought it violated the “dead pets” clause. Let’s just […]
With Pete’s Taylor in arms, I eeked out Redneck Vacation and finished up with my final performance of Chinese Buffet in the lush, comfy, New Orleans-styled parlor to the applause of a small circle of friends.